In news that will surprise absolutely no one, Kim Kardashian’s baby will appear on her reality shows. E! released a statement saying:
“Like so many Kardashian fans, we love it when this close-knit family gets even bigger. We look forward to sharing the joy as they prepare for more diapers, more bottle [sic] and without a doubt, more fabulous baby wear.”
Gag me. Does Kim know that at the end of all of this, she’s going to be legally responsible for an actual human life, not just the free clothes it gets?